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獻給台灣經濟奇蹟的無名英雄們!!
十大跡象顯示出你是工程師
You Work In Manufacturing If...(十大跡象顯示你是XX工程師)
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
(你總是隨身攜帶你的履歷表disk)
9. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
(上下班時天總是黑的)
8. All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
(真正的麻煩總是發生在下班後或周末)
7. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes/games.
(當系統當掉時你最大的損失是所有笑話/games都沒了)
6. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.
(每次看到俊男美女結果都是訪客)
5. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
(快樂是:關鍵/頭痛問題被assign給別的同事了)
4. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
(病假的定義是: 你住院了 )
3. Plants in your cube are healthier than your plants at home.
(你養在辦公室的植物都比家裏養的健康)
2. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.
(年休的定義是:排到明年再休的假)
1. You read this entire list and understand.
(以上你都看得懂)
十大跡象顯示出你是工程師
You Work In Manufacturing If...(十大跡象顯示你是XX工程師)
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
(你總是隨身攜帶你的履歷表disk)
9. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
(上下班時天總是黑的)
8. All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
(真正的麻煩總是發生在下班後或周末)
7. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes/games.
(當系統當掉時你最大的損失是所有笑話/games都沒了)
6. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.
(每次看到俊男美女結果都是訪客)
5. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
(快樂是:關鍵/頭痛問題被assign給別的同事了)
4. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
(病假的定義是: 你住院了 )
3. Plants in your cube are healthier than your plants at home.
(你養在辦公室的植物都比家裏養的健康)
2. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January.
(年休的定義是:排到明年再休的假)
1. You read this entire list and understand.
(以上你都看得懂)